squeezeintoyourpants:

zeiyne:

LOUIs’ GREAT GRAND FATHER U’M SHITTING THE TITANIC

STOP FUCKING KIDDING ME

What would have happened when Paul met the boys. 

• Management: guys this is Paul. He'll be your babysitter when you go on tour.
• Paul: Hell-
• Liam: Baby sitter? I thought I was.
• Louis: it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Louis and this curly headed boy is Harry.
• Paul: very nice to meet you lads.
• Louis: -whispers- keep your wife out of his site ;) -points at harry-
• Paul: -looks at Harry-
• Harry: hi! -innocent smile-
• Paul: why? What's gonna happen to my wif-
• Zayn: hey I'm zayn. Do you like my hair? Touch it-
• Paul: it's very nic-
• Zayn: wait no don't cause then I'll have to kill you.
• Paul: um okay.
• Zayn: bitches love my hair.
• Paul: you have very nice hair.
• Zayn: I already know that.
• Niall: hey mate. The Names Niall
• Liam: Louis stop giving Harry love bites. Paul, your doing a horrible job.
• Niall: Is that nando's you got there?
• Liam: I'm daddy direction, what is this mahogany.
• Harry: damn check out that chick!
• Paul: Harry, that's my wife
• Harry: how old is she?
• Louis: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
• Zayn: Imma bradforad bad boy. Yo Paul man, got a mirror? Mines too small, i can't see my whole face.
• Niall: I'm Irish, You're Irish. Let's be friends!
• Paul: What did i sign up for.

paul-and-his-bitches:

Malik Twins. x

DONT

zayncangetsome:

is zayn holdin’ a fucking lollipop

wHy

daretoliveforever:

larryandfy:

Could it be any clearer.

Niall’s sittin back like “yep I’m the captain of these ships!”

thatwrongthing:

#i’m that creepy guy with the tongue in the back